oil? slick.

nothing could have given me a cheaper thrill than seeing a gas station with unleaded at less than 4 dollars a gallon. really. it’s come to this.

not to be entirely complacent, i of course tried to rationalize how this could be: the war in iraq had not ended; our economy on a whole was not seeing a drastic revitalization; we did not discover an oil fountain hidden inOscar Wyatts’ garage…how could…oh jesus: it’s the GOP.*

of course big oil would be looking out for it’s favorite little sugar daddy (or would it be the other way around?…too early for effective metaphor) by strategically lowering gas prices during election season in order to make the fanciful yet otherwise futile suggested economic policies that McCain keeps sputtering look increasingly attractive to the gullible little herd out there, and especially to swing voters.  behold: the power of subliminal messaging. behold: the awesomeness of the word ’subliminal’. …sorry.

increasing consumption is NOT how we battle our own fuel crisis.  it’s hitting two birds with one stone as far as the highway trust fund and oil lobbyists are concerned.  business as usuall…but they can only keep it up for so long.
AAAAAAAUGH, so aggrevating to watch the oil industry push as hard as they do in lieu of depleting oil reserves.  picture a 90-year-old who’s in denial/too proud to admit not being able to drive safely anymore; you know it’s only a matter of time before they plow straight into a store window.  think about it.

*brilliant tagline